KalyeSpeak - Learn Filipino!
Learn Filipino - as Filipinos speak it.
Super Important News!!! - We're Moving iTunes Feed and Website! Please Listen In!!
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Hey guys! We've moved to a new website and have a new feed! Please head over to our new home at Kalyespeak.wordpress.com . Our new feed can be located there, just click on the huge Subscribe to iTunes button in the new webpage. Please, please, please subscribe to the new feed as our new episodes will be uploaded there. We won't be uploading here anymore because the site usually gets into technical difficulties :)
Thanks guys! And don't forget to leave us comments and ratings in our new itunes page! :)
Ok, if you're lazy to go to our new website, then just click here to subscribe to the new iTunes feed . :)
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Friday, May 01, 2009Pika Pika - Pahingi!
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Imagine yourself in the desert, the malevolent sun beating down on your burning skin, your throat as dry as the sand around you. Then, out of nowhere, you see an angel holding a bottle of Coca-cola. The thing is, the angel only speaks Filipino. So what now? Well, listen in as Cris and Mickey discuss the magic word 'Pahingi' in this edition of Pika-pika!
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Monday, Apr 27, 2009Newbs - Yaya! I’m scared!
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We go back to the days of yore, where things were simpler, and all our questions were answered by our yayas. Yayas?! Yep, in this episode, Cris and Mickey discuss the Filipino cultural phenomenon called ‘yayas.’ We’re not talking about no creepy sisterhood here, but nannies!
A: Joeyboy! Huwag kang pupunta diyan!
B: Bakit, yaya?
A: May mumu diyan!
B: Takot ako… huhuhu.
A: Joeyboy! Don’t go there!
B: Why, yaya?
A: There’s a ghost there!!
B: I'm scared! huhuhu…
Know more words to scare little kids! Click here!
Music: Basagan ng Mukha by Radioactive Sago Project
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Sunday, Apr 05, 2009Newbs - It’s broken! Pwede ipapalit?
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Ever buy your dream TV, bring it home, set it up in your living room, and just when you’re ready to kick-back into LCD-heaven, you find out it doesn’t work? If you have, then here’s how to say it in Filipino – the simplest way possible. Join Mickey and Cris as they explore the world of brokenness and um, fixed-ness.
A: Kuya, pwede ipapalit?
B: Bakit?
A: Sira siya eh.
B: Hmm… ayos siya. Hindi lang naka-plug
A: Kuya, can we have this exchanged?
B: Why?
A: It’s broken.
B: Hmm, it’s working fine. It just wasn’t plugged.
PDF to follow :)
Music: George Estregan Groove Explosion by Radioactive Sago Project
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Sunday, Apr 05, 2009Updates from the Kalyespeak team!
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We're back! The Kalyespeak team is back in business! It's been quite a while since we last released an episode since we've been busy with work and school! But the team is back! Listen in for some updates and some new stuff to look forward to! :)
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Friday, Feb 13, 2009Newbs - I Love You! Pakita Mo .
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Ah, love. The four letter word that starts a life of happiness and fulfillment. The four letter word that makes the world go round. The four letter word that makes us gush and see little bunny rabbits hop around with unicorns prancing on colorful rainbows. Um, ok, maybe not the last part. Sadly, it’s also the four letter word that causes awfully awkward conversations… such as this one. Listen and learn to profess your love in Filipino with Mickey and Cris.
A: Pare, alam mo ba? Mahal kita.
B: Huwag mo sabihin iyan. Pakita mo na lang.
A: Dude, did you know? I love you.
B: Don't say that... just show it.
Check out a really romantic proposal here!
Music: "Kailan" by Smokey Mountain
"This Guy Is In Love With You Pare" by Parokya ni Edgar" and performed by Tryst
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Friday, Feb 06, 2009Elementary - Picky Eater. Bahala ka!
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Game for a night out trying out Filipino cuisine? Can’t describe that tingling sensation on your tongue? Well, listen in on this date as it goes from sweet to sour… pun intended. Cris and Mickey eavesdrop on a night out as we learn the different tastes of Filipino cuisine.
A: Gusto mo ba ng sinigang?
B: Ayoko. Maasim masyado.
A: Eh bicol express?
A: Ayoko. Maanghang masyado.
B: Eh mangga?
A: Ayoko. Matamis masyado.
B: Ay, bahala ka.
A: Do you want sinigang?
B: Nah, too sour.
A: How about bicol express?
B: Nah, too spicy.
A: How about a mango then?
B: Nah, too sweet.
A: Ah, whatever. Eat what you want. Suit yourself.
"Masarap" the only word in your Filipino food vocab? Click here yo!
Music: "100 Taon" by Narda
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Friday, Jan 16, 2009Pika Pika - Inuman na! Let's all get drunk!
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Get the party started with this new phrase! Learn how Filipinos officially declare the festivities open. Are you ready? Inuman na!
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Wednesday, Jan 07, 2009Newbs - Do You have plans tomorrow? Nood tayo ng sine.
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Want to ask that cute girl out, but don’t quite know how to phrase it in Filipino? Well, here’s the lesson for you. Cris and Mickey will teach you how to ask if that pretty morena Pinay has plans for tomorrow. Flash that killer smile along with that perfect Pinoy accent and you may just find yourself scoring a date. The vulture Jovitt joins the duo and gives his observations about first dates.
A: Sharon, may plano ka ba bukas?
B: Wala naman.
A: Nood tayo ng sine.
B: Sige. Kita-kits.
A: Sharon, do you have plans for tomorrow?
B: Nope, don’t have any.
A: Let’s watch a movie.
B: Sure, see you.
Learn how to boss people around!
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Monday, Dec 29, 2008Pika Pika - Happy New Year! Manigong Bagong Taon!
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Get ready for some fireworks as we give you a lil quicky on how to welcome the New Year -- KALYESPEAK STYLE! Manigong Bagong Taon!
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Tuesday, Dec 23, 2008Pika Pika - Merry Christmas! Maligayang Pasko!
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In Kalyespeak's first EVER (and historic!) Pika-Pika, Cris and Mickey put their Santa hats on and dissect the phrase "Maligayng Pasko!"
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Friday, Dec 19, 2008Newbs - Does It Go? Iyakin.
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That high-pitched androgynous being that is Zsazsa is back, and now she’s shopping. Of course, his/her friend is back as well, with a new mean putdown in store for poor Zsazsa. Cris and Mickey explain the language of colors, matching clothes, and Christmas trees (go figure!).
A: Bagay ba?
B: Pulang t-shirt, green na pantalon. Ano ka – Krismas tree?
A: Ang sama mo.
B: Iyakin.
A: Does it go?
B: Red shirt, green pants. What do you think you are - a Christmas tree?
A: You're so mean.
B: Crybaby.
Colors and cockroaches in this PDF! Ano ka - sinuswerte?! Of course!
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Music: "Kung Ayaw Mo Na Sa Akin" by Sugarfree
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Wednesday, Dec 17, 2008Newbs - Christmas episode! Ano plano natin?
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Christmas, ah, that lovely holiday. Although Christmas in the Philippines is different from the Western idea of Christmas – no snowmen or jingle bells here, Pinoys have their own special way of bringing in the cheer. For culture talk, Mickey and Cris discuss different Filipino traditions and share a special Christmas message for all the Kalyespeak supporters. Merry Christmas everyone!
A: Nay, ano plano natin sa Pasko?
B: Simbang gabi tapos noche Buena.
A: Kailan tayo magb